Verses that makes me laugh

I wrote your name on the sand, and it got washed away.
I wrote your name in the air, it was then blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & what I got is a heart attack.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel angry cos you will find me there too - not in the cage but outside the cage, laughing at you.

When your life is in darkness,
pray to God and ask him to free you from darkness,
and if after you pray and you're still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!