How Is Your Inner Child?

Your Inner Child Is Angry

You're not an angry person. But when you don't get your way, watch out. Like a very manipulative kid, you will get what you want. Even if it takes a little kicking and screaming.

How Is Your Inner Child?

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Application

I've received this from a friend and find it amusing. So here it goes... this is a cut & paste from Ms Word .. so it might look a little out of place

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:

I’m going out.

Signed: (me) _____________________________


APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:


Time of return
Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.


Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total
Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:


Locations to be visited:

Females with whom conversation is permitted:

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:



Request is: APPROVED DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:


Date: Time of departure: Time of return:

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:

Meaningful Office Sign

ID ten T error

Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Dave, thecomputer guy, over to her desk.

Dave clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, Judy called after him,"So, what was wrong?"

And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

A puzzled expression ran over Judy's face. "An ID ten T error? What's that..in case I need to fix it again??"

He gave her a grin, "Haven't you heard of an ID ten Terror before.""No," replied Judy."Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." She wrote: ID10T

The Phoenix Sings

I have finished reading the Half-Blood Prince. It wasn't really a pleasant read. Dumbledore is dead... little Malfoy was supposed to kill Dumbledore in order to exhange for his own and his mother's life. His dad, Malfoy senior was captured and thrown into Azkaban (and also because he did not manage to get the prophecy from the Ministry) and this infuriated Voldermort.

Little Malfoy hesitated in killing Dumbledore (though he is naughty and sometimes walks around Hogwarts as if he owns it, he still dare not and never kill anyone before).

What really saddened me is, when Dumbledore is cornered by Malfoy and some Death Eaters ... Prof Snape came and killed Dumbledore with Avada Kevadra when he saw Malfoy hesitating. And all this while, Dumbledore trusted him ... till Snape killed him. This is just so crude.

Book 6

I've read a few chapters of Book 6 and I'm not very happy with how the story goes. I already know who is dying in this book, that is sad enough But to know the person who helped killed him is a far worst feeling.